Boy, Holy Week sure is going by fast! It's Wednesday already. Time flies when you're having fun. Anyhow, there's an article at The Onion that details Jesus Christ's daily training regimen as he prepares for the second coming.

"If every eye is going to see Me, and all the tribes of earth are going to wail on account of Me, I think I owe it to them and to Myself to be in the best shape of My life," Christ said. "Right now I'm up to 35 minutes at seven [miles per hour] on the treadmill and benching about 165 [pounds]."

Read the article: Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming.

Thanks to The Friendly Atheist.