
Saw this quote from fortune as my /etc/motd today:
"Evolution is a million line computer program falling into place by accident."
Even though I'm usually in favour of having some kind of context for pretty much everything I read, without it, that quote is unique in that those who do not subscribe to some kind of creationism myth and those who do can both agree on it.
Of course I think it is marvelous that we've evolved to the state we're in today after a few billion years and trillions to the trillionth power random chemical interactions...
Most Linux distributions have a neat little program that can be installed called fortune. It will give a short little inspirational quote, a saying, poetry, a joke, etc. The pool of fortunes is over 16,000 with a base install on Debian Etch.
Now the interesting thing is that there is another fortune package called fortunes-off. Offcolor, offbeat, offensive. Use your imagination. Being immune to all manner of inappropriate material, I of course installed it, and lo and behold, the first "offensive" (and randomly chosen) quote was as follows: